Tuesday, October 21, 2014

phemiec:

I’m so impressed by girls who can put together a really cute outfit and do their hair and makeup really nice every single day like if I manage to shower and eat breakfast it’s a damn victory

owlturdcomix:

The might of Cthulhu. [imgur]

Owl Turd Comix by Shenanigansen [website | twitter | facebook]

datkari:

erioha:

zantheravingsoulwolf:

The fact that this is going to be a video game in the future is fucking astounding to me.

#I didn’t sign up for this survival horror looking shit

Fun fact: the battling system will be a realistic form of the one from Kingdom Hearts.

datkari:

erioha:

zantheravingsoulwolf:

The fact that this is going to be a video game in the future is fucking astounding to me.

#I didn’t sign up for this survival horror looking shit

Fun fact: the battling system will be a realistic form of the one from Kingdom Hearts.

fall06:

Please rule the world and lay waste to this worthless planet

(Source: all-nickiminaj)

onlylolgifs:

baby arctic fox tries to eat a man alive

tastefullyoffensive:

Roomba, the NOPE of dog world. -makattic

tastefullyoffensive:

Roomba, the NOPE of dog world. -makattic

agentscullyismyhero:

back in my day the reblog button was on the top. we had to scroll 15 miles through the snow, uphill both ways.

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(Source: american-niki)

We almost dated is such a sad relationship to have with someone. Almost is such a weird title to own. As if you almost could have tasted his lips and you are almost pretty sure they taste like pink roses. And he almost loved you back and was ready to water your dry ribs and plant flowers in between your lungs.

Almost has become a habit for me. I never really possessed something entirely, and so when I tell you that I am hungry and that I need more than a taste… you have to understand that I have been starving for eras.

Almost is all I know and I wish it wasn’t like this. I want possession and cold pure nights of nothing but the drunken taste of love in my mouth, in my throat, in my veins, in my brain, and in my blood.

I almost had you. Almost.

I Almost Had You by Royla Asghar (via ohhhkat)

this is far too relevant and I’m going to log off because it’s making me cry

(via 5ft1)

(Source: poems-of-madness)

aintnohallabackgirl:

i almost hit a deer today while i was driving with my friend my first instinct was to say “oh deer” beFORE I EVEN APPLIED THE BRAKES I LITERALLY ALMOST DIED BECAUSE OF A PUN